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๐ ๏ธ Apr 08 2021 ๐จ๏ธ report Elon Musk says "Mars will need everything from iron foundries to pizza joints to nightclubs: Mars should really have great bars." "The Mars Bar." This was a legit quote from Musk at South by Southwest. He followed it by saying "I love dad jokes" ๐๏ธ 23 ๐ฌ๏ธ 1 comment ๐ค๏ธ u/fricks_and_stones ๐ ๏ธ Mar 12 2018 ๐จ๏ธ report
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No evidence of life has been found yet on this planet. ๐ Blast off into a universe of laughter with our cosmic collection of Mars puns! These red planet puns are so out-of-this-world they'll leave you starry-eyed and chuckling like an alien.
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Top 101 Mars Jokes: Why did the Mars Rover break up with Mars? Because it said they needed space. Why don't aliens from Mars go to school? Because they already know the whole universe. Why did Mars go to the school of music? Because it wanted to master the space bar! Why did the astronaut break up with Mars? Because he said it had no atmosphere.
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This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค I am over 18 Four astronauts. Four astronauts have just begun a very long space journey, they were told to each bring a treat. The first astronaut asks the group "Hey guys, what did you bring? I have a bunch of MARS bars!" The second guys smiles and says "Cool, I brought Starbrusts!"
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2015 2014 2013 Mars Jokes How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s: This week's puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originalityโฆ Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin. I've got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake.
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Do you like jokes about Mars bars? Then you'll love these funny Mars jokes! Why did the Martian step on the chocolate bar? To get to the other side! Why didn't the Martian eat the candy bar? Because it was too sweet! Why did the Martian cross the road? To get to the other side! Jokes about Marsupials
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Mars Bar Jokes This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค I am over 18 A man walked into his doctor's office..complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment.
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Mars Bar Jokes Mars Rover Jokes Planet Mars Jokes More Mars Jokes Best Short Mars Jokes Short mars puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mars humour may include short moon jokes also. Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
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Mars Jokes What do Mars and Oklahoma have in common? A lotta red dirt and no signs of intelligent life. upvote downvote report Mars: I'm wet. NASA: I'm coming! upvote downvote report Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used be Mars Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle upvote downvote report
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Mars Bars. From Lily, age 6, Australia What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat? Mars bars!!! Please wait. Filed Under: Space. Get Jokes by Email. 9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist,.
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Nov. 9, 2015. Hank Penza, who owned and presided over Mars Bar, a gritty, storied dive bar in the East Village and one of the neighborhood's last holdouts in the face of gentrification, died on.
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1. "Why didn't the sun go to school? Because it already had a million degrees!" 2. "Why did the Mars Rover break up with Mars? Because it said they needed space." 3. "What's Mars favorite chocolate? Mars bars, of course!" 4. "How does Mars hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt!" 5. "What's Mars' favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll!" 6.
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12 Hilarious Mars Bars Puns - Punstoppable ๐ Mars Bars Puns Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet. ๐๏ธ 578 ๐ฌ๏ธ 24 comments ๐ค๏ธ u/cinnamontoastcrunch2 ๐ ๏ธ Sep 24 2020 ๐จ๏ธ report
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Mars, commonly known as Mars bar, is the name of two varieties of chocolate bar produced by Mars, Incorporated.It was first manufactured in 1932 in Slough, England by Forrest Mars, Sr. The bar consists of caramel and nougat coated with milk chocolate.. An American version of the Mars bar was produced which had nougat and toasted almonds covered in milk chocolate; later, caramel was added to.
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Is there a chance that Mars Bar will be making a comeback to its original location? The iconic East Village dive that somehow came to represent the old neighborhood despite making no effort.